Safe Baby Handling Tips: Baby do’s and don’ts…

Posted by matt on March 21, 2009

As a rookie father of 2 months, one of the more hilarious books I’ve found is by David and Kelly Sopp called “Safe Baby Handling Tips“.  Check out the do’s and don’ts of taking care of your little one:

Lifting Baby

Nursing Baby

Testing Baby’s Bottle

Feeding Baby

Checking Baby’s Diaper

Changing Baby’s Diaper

Bundling Baby

Waking Baby

Fun Games for Baby

Buckling Up Baby

Walking with Baby

Shopping with Baby

Playing with Baby

Exercising Baby

Massaging Baby

Washing Baby

Drying Baby

Helping Baby Teethe

Calming Baby

Stimulating Baby

Bonding with Baby

Making Baby Smile

Introducing Baby to Pets

Clearing Baby’s Nose

Putting Baby to Bed

Babyproofing your Home

Choosing a Babysitter

So there you have it, 27 or so tips on how to take care of your kid.  Looking through this, I have actually done 1 of the NO’s on here… can you guess which?

Be sure to grab the book if you like this.  Great gift for new parents!

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  1. Tim Said,

    Haha… awesome. My bet is that you’ve breastfed. Which is hot.

  2. Ziggy Said,

    Testing the bottle?

  3. Marc Said,

    I thought calming the baby and Jack Daniels were synonomous!

  4. naTas Said,

    very funny shit Matt.

  5. matt Said,

    When someone asked me if Ian has smiled yet, I said “Sure, look!!!” and I had done the make-him-smile one…

    I also throw him up in the air a bit, but not quite as high as the one above :)

  6. Ryan Said,

    I think the baby’s winning the chess game.

  7. brett harm Said,

    hahr5ahahahahahahhahah

  8. brett harm Said,

    hahahahahahahahahhahahha

  9. brett harm Said,

    not sooooo coool wit cursing natas

    and mATT NOT SOOO HOT THROWIN THE BABBY

  10. brett FAR Said,

    I ? THE ONE WIT THE………
    DRYER
    WALKING THE BABBY
    WEIGHT LIFTING

  11. Jennifer Said,

    OMG I’ve actually done one of them too…picking baby’s nose lmao…haha ohwell at least I didn’t hire a whino to babysit!! lmao

  12. Grafiskais dizains Said,

    :D had a great laugh , thanks

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